Enthusiastic Orator Gifts

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

William Pitt the Elder

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Well spoken man.

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Soap Box

"What are we protesting about?"

A human cannon with an extended clip

' Pol Meeting'

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."