Enthusiastic Orator Pillows

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

William Pitt the Elder

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Well spoken man.

Soap Box

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

A human cannon with an extended clip

"What are we protesting about?"

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

"Are they with us or them?"

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."