Quirky Host T-Shirts

Add some levity to their wardrobe with our witty t-shirts designed for the creative, fun-loving host. Great for casual gatherings or relaxed days at home.

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"I'm starting to think that no one else is coming."

"I'm starting to think that no one else is coming." mockup

"I'm starting to think that no one else is coming."

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"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk." mockup

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

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I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them. mockup

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!" mockup

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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Dinner at the Trapdoors

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers. mockup

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

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Glance Exchange

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Optimist

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition, mockup

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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