Playful Host Mugs

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Pinata Trophies

Better Not Squash.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Sailor boy

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"More helium."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Roller Coasters

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Pogo Cellist

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Help yourself

Football Pudding

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Helium Guitar Festival