Fun-loving Host Mugs

Pinata Trophies

Roller Coasters

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Office Park

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Cat Graduation

Spiderman car window cleaner

Hover Kitties

Surgeon Selfie

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Lion!'

"They just love tassels."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.