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Five Gold Rings

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Wine Lady

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Pinata Trophies

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Barbecue

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'He's been shot!'

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."