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"Can you make that with your nose?"

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'