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"This is the wine talking."

The party, after you left

"You've been out partying all night, again, haven't you?"

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

"It's SO last epoch."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Last night of freedom.

'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.

Hen do!

"So, how long have you been old?"

'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

Happy Birthday!

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Oh, man!! When I invited my Facebook friends to visit, I didn't think they would all show up.'

Share The Fantasy!

Social Networking - Outsider.

Hen Night

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'