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Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Shaken not stirred

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The devil you know and his plus one

Dancing in pyjamas

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The Streets - Night