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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I want to apologise for getting drunk and tipping my wine over your new girlfriend at the party next week."

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Champagne

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I was almost that last year."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision