Attending A Birthday Party T-Shirts

"...I'd like my piece of cake removed before the birthday boy blows his germs all over it."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Children playing games

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

I love bathtime.