Attending A Birthday Party Mugs

"...I'd like my piece of cake removed before the birthday boy blows his germs all over it."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Big Bang Theory.

All dressed up and no place to go

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

Children playing games

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Cinéma Vérité

Dog Birthdays

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

"Don't go in there!!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I love bathtime.