Attending A Party T-Shirts

Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.

"She already had someone taking care of dessert. We're bringing forced gaiety."

'The invitation clearly said smart casual...'

"Just in time. We need ballast."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

'It's just that when I said 'bring a date'...'

"This party at Phil Collins' place tonight... is it smart or casual?"

Children's Parties

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Champagne

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."