Attending A Party Pillows

"She already had someone taking care of dessert. We're bringing forced gaiety."

'The invitation clearly said smart casual...'

"Just in time. We need ballast."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

'It's just that when I said 'bring a date'...'

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Nip.

Champagne

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.