Attending A Christmas Party T-Shirts

So glad you could make it!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Thesaurus Company

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

How to read the dress code?

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Budget Munchies

Christmas Canapes

"Same old crowd."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."