Attending A Christmas Party T-Shirts

So glad you could make it!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

All dressed up and no place to go

"I think it stopped breathing."

Thesaurus Company

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

How to read the dress code?

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"Same old crowd."

Christmas Canapes

Budget Munchies

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."