Christmas Parties T-Shirts

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

'I love you guys!'

'It's the only thing the office girls will kiss me under!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Cow Pinatas

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Champagne

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I was almost that last year."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'