Christmas Parties Mugs

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

'I love you guys!'

'It's the only thing the office girls will kiss me under!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Champagne

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Cardiac Recovery.

"I was almost that last year."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"