Xmas Parties Mugs

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Bo're'droom

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Filming Christmas

Ice Skater

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

How to read the dress code?

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Marley's Ghost