Xmas Parties Prints

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Bo're'droom

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

Ice Skater

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Filming Christmas

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Christmas Hugs

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

How to read the dress code?

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Marley's Ghost

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"