Holiday Parties Prints

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

'No photographs, Ms. Hopkins. What happens at the company holiday party stays at the company holiday party.'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

How to read the dress code?

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"I spilled my drink."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'Lively party. Everyone talking, no one's listening.'

The Week-Long Party Catering Co.

Fallen Christmas Angel

'There's a stick in mine...'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

"OK, listen up, I have the VIP-list for tonight's party. Anybody NOT on the list will be deemed "fair game"..."

"May I air-quote you?"

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

Ring-a-roses.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"We're going to a fun party, so switch from your offline personality to your online personality."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Party Games

Pinata receiving sugar water in hospital.

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'I got wasted at the workshop's Christmas Party and never delivered the toys!'

It's the rules.

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

The Holiday Party Invitation.

"Is it my clients fault that he is a party animal?"

"Put a sock on his growth and he's the life of the party!"

Tellers before and after the bank Christmas party.

"Let's stay calm and try to turn this thing back around."

"Chateau Mouton Rothschild '76"? Don't you have anything new and improved?