Office Holiday Parties Prints

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

The morning after the office Christmas Party

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Bo're'droom

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Party Animals.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.