Office Holiday Parties Mugs

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

The morning after the office Christmas Party

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Bo're'droom

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Party Animals.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'