Party T-Shirts

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

Room for one more...

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I'd like to invite you to a house-warming party.'

'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Party with speech bubbles.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

One person interprets Bring Your Own Bottle into Bring Your Own Bible.

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Designated driver at a party.

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

'It's getting better. Two more glasses and it'll be a masterpiece.'

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Hog Roast.

'It's a great party. Everyone here is more insecure than I am!'

'I sniff bottoms, what do you do?'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

Bottom of the face reveal party

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Join me in a beer?

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'He's really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'