Party T-Shirts

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Room for one more...

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'I'd like to invite you to a house-warming party.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'

Party with speech bubbles.

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

Designated driver at a party.

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

'It's getting better. Two more glasses and it'll be a masterpiece.'

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

Confucius say: shut up.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"My husband tells me you're not enjoying my party!"

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

'Malcolm here used to be a sword swallower.'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Bottom of the face reveal party

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

'Whoa, don't ask me any math questions -- I'm a SOCIAL engineer!'

'He's really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

Serving Wine

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

A young man being introduced to an intellectual at a party

Join me in a beer?