Party Persona T-Shirts

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."