Party People T-Shirts

The Lady is a tramp.

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Man inhales helium which makes his head float into the sky.

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Canape?

Balancing two espresso martinis

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Beers

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A Woman Holding Canapes