Party People T-Shirts

The Lady is a tramp.

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Man inhales helium which makes his head float into the sky.

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I, TikTok."

Shaken not stirred

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Beers

Green Balloon

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.