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11th birthday

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I, TikTok."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Karataoke

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Prosecco

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

PIna Colada