Party Princess Pillows

11th birthday

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

A Woman Holding Canapes

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'