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Walk of Shame.

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Shaken not stirred

Canape?

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."