Party Lifestyle Gifts

Walk of Shame.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Canape?