Party Life Extraordinaire Gifts

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

Party Animals.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Absent friends!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'