Party Life Extraordinaire Pillows

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

Sloaney Pony.

Party Animals.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Absent friends!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Malty tasking.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'