Extroverted Life Of The Party Pillows

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Elderly People

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Boozing and Cruising

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Here comes our order.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Will you please stop trying to appear larger than life?"