Life Of The Party Pillows

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

Speed dating at the retirement home.

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

The end of COVID-19.

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'You're sure to have a good time. There are people here who haven't heard your jokes.'

'But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me.'

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

Champagne fountain.

Elderly People

Animal House.

Dancing Grandpa

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'

"The night is young...but we are not"

'She said not to worry, come home any time - she's smashed, too!'

'It reads; 'Being of sound mind, I spent the lot on booze and hookers'.'

Birthday Celebration

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

"We gotta dial back these New Year's Eve office parties."

Morris rates his social life the way the government rates the economy.

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

"Please forgive him. He always gets this way at parties..."

"I'm only funny on the outside."

"What A Party."

"Will you please stop trying to appear larger than life?"

"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"

"Here's to being the 'fun parent'!"