Life Of The Party Mugs

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

Speed dating at the retirement home.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

The end of COVID-19.

Champagne fountain.

'You're sure to have a good time. There are people here who haven't heard your jokes.'

'But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me.'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

Dancing Grandpa

'It reads; 'Being of sound mind, I spent the lot on booze and hookers'.'

'She said not to worry, come home any time - she's smashed, too!'

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

Animal House.

"The night is young...but we are not"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Birthday Celebration

Morris rates his social life the way the government rates the economy.

"We gotta dial back these New Year's Eve office parties."

Elderly People

"They hold the women's institute meetings in here. On Wednesdays."

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"

"Will you please stop trying to appear larger than life?"

"Try not to get irrepressible."

"Since we can't do the Vegas bachelor party we'd planned, I'm asking you all to light a pile of money on fire to celebrate our friendship with Chris."

"What's the thing you just said that one one else heard, so if I say it louder, everyone will laugh and think I'm the funny one?"