Life Of The Party(not) Pillows

Drink kills.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Elderly People

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Boozing and Cruising

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Here comes our order.'

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Bottoms up!"

"Will you please stop trying to appear larger than life?"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'What shall we drink to? How about to 4am?'