Party-goer Extraordinaire Gifts

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

Some apps are really useful.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Canape?

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Redhead

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Carioca

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'