Party Life Lover T-Shirts

"By the way-you left me on the wrong doorstep last night!"

I decided to start off a date drunk for a change.

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he drinks beer."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Prosecco

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.