Party Life Lover T-Shirts

"By the way-you left me on the wrong doorstep last night!"

I decided to start off a date drunk for a change.

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he drinks beer."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

A Woman Holding Canapes

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'