Party Life Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

'You've had enough to drink when you feel sophisticated and can't pronounce it.'

Party Animals.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Swing dancers.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.