Partying Pillows

"This is the wine talking."

The party, after you left

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

"It's SO last epoch."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.

Last night of freedom.

'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'

"So, how long have you been old?"

Hen do!

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

Happy Birthday!

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Share The Fantasy!

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Hen Night

Social Networking - Outsider.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

'Perhaps Madam would prefer something less robust.'

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

Santa Party Time

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'