Party-going Pillows

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

Mistletoe Solutions Ltd...

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Pirate

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Beers