Party-going Gifts

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

Mistletoe Solutions Ltd...

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Pirate

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Beers

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Green Balloon