Parties Pillows

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Surprise Party

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

Hypnotist party.

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Silly String Quartet

Deferential equations.

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'No photographs, Ms. Hopkins. What happens at the company holiday party stays at the company holiday party.'

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

"Help yourselves to dips."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

At this time of night Alan likes to show guests his tattoo.

"Nice to put a face with a call."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'I think, therefore I am.' 'I don't, therefore I am not.'

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

A pinata identifies children in a lineup.