Events And Parties Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Sloaney Pony.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Wine Lady

Champagne

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Yearbook

Cardiac Recovery.

Early photobombing