Annual Parties Pillows

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bo're'droom

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Balloon drip.