Annual Celebration Pillows

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

A man looks up at the earth

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Happy Turkey Day!