Annual Get-together Pillows

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Our profits have been out-sourced ."

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Ventriloquist's fete

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"Alright, who said that?"

Umpire's Banquet.

"And here is the winning board of the year."

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

The Butlers Ball.

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

The Last Dinner

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'