Annual Gathering Pillows

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

A man looks up at the earth

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Absent friends!'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

A Day in the Country.

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Toast'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'