Annual Party Pillows

'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Absent friends!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Bo're'droom

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A man looks up at the earth

"I think it stopped breathing."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'