Events And Parties Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"

"This party was really dragging before Crazy Straw showed up."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Wine Lady

Cow Pinatas

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Early photobombing

Cardiac Recovery.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'