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Trampolining fun.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Our kids? No - we thought they were your kids."

"I curate children's parties."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

A child blows up a piñata

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

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A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"We're good, but not good enough to compete with Power Rangers"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"I never lose at musical chairs."

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Champagne

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Early photobombing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'